$BLUECAT

Breaking: offer declined

Blue Cat

Facebook just offered to buy me for 40 billion dollars.

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Blue Cat: a low-poly cobalt-blue cat walking, tail up
Offer received◆Offer declined◆Still blue◆Not for sale◆Paws only◆Offer received◆Offer declined◆Still blue◆Not for sale◆Paws only◆
Their offerBlue Cat sitting on a boardroom table next to a briefcase full of cash
Monday · 10:00

Forty billion

They brought a briefcase of cash, a contract, a hoodie in my size and a desk by the window. I sat on the table and listened. Politely. For about a minute.

Monday · 10:01

Offer declined

No. I was blue before any of you. I walked out the way I came in and left my answer on the floor. In paint.

My answerBlue Cat walking down a white office corridor, leaving blue paint paw prints

How the talks went

Six days of negotiations. Mostly naps.

Offer: $40B Counter: tuna Nap Offer doubled Another nap Still no

Terms and conditions

  1. Nobody owns the blue

    Not for forty billion. Not for eighty.

  2. Paws leave prints

    Every floor, every wall, every contract.

  3. Meetings end at nap time

    Nap time is whenever I say.

  4. Read the fine print

    I stepped on it. It's blue now.

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Cat: not for sale. Coin: $BLUECAT.